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Song Parodies -> "It Wasn't Me (ref)"

Original Song Title:

"It Wasn't Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"It Wasn't Me (ref)"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2 feat. Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

This is Dedicated to Mr Rooney, Mr Bowyer and Mr DyerWe hope no1 takes offence to this song due to the Liverpool vs Juventus match, this was jsut something that came to us and we jsut wrote about. we apologise if you do take offence but hey, we aint chaning it. it has nothing to do with the match
Striker came in and he got red-carded
Goalie lying on the floor
Pitch invasion both sets of fans
Came rushing on to have a brawl
How could they keep hundreds from what they were about to do?
Ref came and sent off all 642

(Josh 2)
The ref needs glasses, that is quoted by the tator
Cos of him the fans will battle sooner or later
How much you being payed ref, can't you tell he is a diver?
And here the stewards come chasing that hot female streakier
But why do clubs waste money on guys who can't play
Yeah you'll be sent off if you call the ref gay
Don't raise your fingers when he puts you in the book
We're already mad at that puke

(DAK) ((Josh 2))
You went and dived in the area
((It wasn't me))
Gave the other team a corner
((It wasn't me))
You almost killed another player
((It wasn't me))
They even caught you on camera
((It wasn't me))
Said rude words to the linesman
((It wasn't me))
Accused the goalie of divin'
((It wasn't me))
The goalie said you were bribin'
((It wasn't me))
The whole club thinks you're slimy

Goalie came out and he got headbutted
Collapsed on the wet hard floor
Both teams were a little bit sick
Coz with players they were down to four
Why should we believe him when he says it isn't him
He's just killed our midfielder but no teams' given in

(Josh 2)
A Pitch Invasion. Everyone starts fighting, Broken Arms, Broken Specs
The kids all find it funny as they run down the steps
Everybody chanting that the ref's specs should be fixed
The last player is sent off and from the crowd we get a gasp
Everybody's hurt and so the police start using gas
You'd better remember that officers have guns
Annoy n they'll shoot you fast

(DAK) ((Josh 2))
You're in cahoots with that streaker
((It wasn't me))
You're giving huge bribes to Fifa
((It wasn't me))
You even had the guest speaker
((It wasn't me))
But nobody believed her
((It wasn't me))
We seen the blood on his home kit
((It wasn't me))
You told the linesmen they're bullshit
((It wasn't me))
No sum of money's gonna fix it
((It wasn't me))
Why don't you go and play Cricket?

Linesman flagged and the crowd went crazy
Throwing things out the stand
Offside? Are you fucking blind?
Then the ref had the whole crowd banned
Why should he get abuse for what the linesman couldn't see
Complained to the FA and now they hate the referee

But he said he was sorry for the mayhem he caused
He's been cautioning the strikers and the crowd were just lost
No-one said that the played was the one who applaused
He may think that he's a player but he's gonna depart
And they'll sing

Striker came in and he's missing matches
Cos of what he did that day
Usually he plays quite well
but that day they played away
The club's unforgiving from what they had to sit and see
It's a damned disgrace that players can just do what they like freely

(Josh 2)
It wasn't me
It wasn't me
It wasn't me

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Blethar - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
It's funny because it's true! Great work from the both of you.
Josh 2 - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
You wanna see any more fromt he two of us?
Dumb Ass Kid - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
are you still on messenger?
Red Ant - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS ( again ) but a COLLABORATION BETWEEN YOU TWO??? Man, THAT has to be an Amiright record for two authors who disliked each other from the get go and then not only made up but collaborated on a song together! Gratz!
Dumb Ass Kid - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, we made up. I have to reply for the time being because me and Josh were on messenger and he blew up and stormed out for no reason, so I think he's a bit upset... thanx, anyway, Red Ant
Josh 2 - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
well it doesnt help wen ur trying to do sumin on an im enviro n u keep turning it off
Alyssa - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy crap, i never thought i'd see the day...

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