[Intro: Nappy]
Weavy, short, I squirm at this girl...
Put it on me
Brian and Tony Brass, let this lady know
She got to cut it off!
Oh, Nappy!

[Chorus:]

Hey hairy lady, I like your 'fro
Your wig is frizzin' out of controooool!(Uh!)
You put it on me (That's gross); I bolt for the door.
Only you can make me screamin out, "No mooooore!"

[Verse 1: Nappy]
Chewbaka's callin', brawlin', got me crawlin' up the wall and
My size is small, she's tall and watch her comes, her strands be fallin'
Her neighbors callin', bawlin', all this weave is so appallin'
They must believe she's maulin', the cops stand by lest there be mournin'


[Chorus: Brian And Tony Gold (Shaggy)]
Hey hairy lady (Uh!!), I like your 'fro
Your wig is frizzin' (Yo) out of controoooooool!!! (Like cartoons)
You put it on me (Uh!!)); I bolt for the door. (Where's the door, baby?)
Only you can make me (Uh) screamin' out, "No moooore!"

[Verse 2: Nappy]
She was the barber's choosin',
Perm'nents shed her woolen
Side burns, her knees are bowed and,
Teeth crooked, there's much refusin'

[Brian And Tony Brass:]
I knew it all along (Uh!)
She was the scary one (Yup!!!)
She really traumatized me (Messed up!)
I had to write a song

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Brass (Nappy)]
Hey hairy lady (She's drivin me nuts) I like your 'fro (Uh! Uh!)
Your mop's extendin' (Hairy Lady) out of controoooooool!!! (Like Old Spice)
You put it on me (You know you got that wig, girl), I bolt for the door
Only you can make me (Ow!) screamin' out, "No moooooore!!!"

[Verse 3: Brian And Tony Brass]
Hey hairy lady, you ain't fine, mane so crazy, growin' long, and long, and long
Hey hairy lady, you ain't fine, mane so crazy, growin' long, and long, and long

[Nappy (Brian And Tony Brass)]
Gal your extra furry like (Whoa) and you make me wanna say (Bye)
And you make you make your Chia (Grow)
Gal you whiskered like cats, it's nah (Lie)
Gal I like the way how it (Grow) every time it pass me (By)
Gal you frightenin', sickenin', and (Oh) and you whiskered like cats, it's nah (Lie)

[Chorus: Brian And Tony Brass (Nappy)]
Hey hairy lady (Uh!), I like your 'fro (Whaddat?)
Your wig is frizzin', out of controoooooool!!!
You put it on me (Put it on me baby) I bolt for the door (Uh!!)
Only you can make me (Only you) screamin out, "No moooooore!!!"

[Outro: Nappy]
Uh, greasy, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.