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Song Parodies -> "Tokens"
Original Song Title:
"Broken (feat. Evanescence)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Seether
Parody Song Title:
"Tokens"
Parody Written by:
To A Lesser Extent
The Lyrics
I wanted that TV
And that cheapo guitar
I wanted all the prizes, but no way
I couldn't win, you see
The games were way too hard
I couldn't win but one, what can I say?
And I'm broken, with no tokens
Not enough tickets for a piece of gum
Just not my day
Why are arcades such a chore?
Skee Ball just cleaned my clock
3 points total all night
Lost 10 cents on a weird game with dump trucks
Oh, and I really suck at Pong
And games with flashing lights
Am I unlucky, or do I just suck?
And I'm broken, out of tokens
Winning something was my only goal
And I'm broke, too, glad I don't come
To this place often, or I'd be in the hole
(Instrumental, with arcade game sounds)
And I'm broken, out of tokens
Mrs. Pac Man didn't treat me well
And I'm broken, really stink at this
All of my loose change has died and gone to hell
And I'm broken, with no tokens
Not enough tickets for a piece of gum
Just not my day
My joystick hand's really sore
And that cheapo guitar
I wanted all the prizes, but no way
I couldn't win, you see
The games were way too hard
I couldn't win but one, what can I say?
And I'm broken, with no tokens
Not enough tickets for a piece of gum
Just not my day
Why are arcades such a chore?
Skee Ball just cleaned my clock
3 points total all night
Lost 10 cents on a weird game with dump trucks
Oh, and I really suck at Pong
And games with flashing lights
Am I unlucky, or do I just suck?
And I'm broken, out of tokens
Winning something was my only goal
And I'm broke, too, glad I don't come
To this place often, or I'd be in the hole
(Instrumental, with arcade game sounds)
And I'm broken, out of tokens
Mrs. Pac Man didn't treat me well
And I'm broken, really stink at this
All of my loose change has died and gone to hell
And I'm broken, with no tokens
Not enough tickets for a piece of gum
Just not my day
My joystick hand's really sore
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