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Song Parodies -> "Menstrual Cramps"
Original Song Title:
"Broken"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Seether
Parody Song Title:
"Menstrual Cramps"
Parody Written by:
Psyco201t
The Lyrics
Nothing like that particular day to start avoiding women.
I wanted you to know your girl has menstrual cramps
She's screaming at me so I had to get away
She has you on speed dial; She's gonna give you hell
If you don't get her stuff to stop the pain
You'll get broken coz she's cramping
Makes you wonder why you'd spend time with her
Start your hiding, she's menstruating
And I don't feel like standing in her way
The worst has just begun. She will bite off your head
Makes you thankful that your schlong don't bleed that way
Senses to full alert, avoid her line of sight
She'll rag on you based on the smallest things
You'll get broken coz she's cramping
Makes you wonder why you'd spend time with her
Start your hiding, she's menstruating
And I don't feel like standing in her way
You'll get broken coz she's cramping
Makes you wonder why you'd spend time with her
Start your hiding, she's menstruating
And I don't feel like standing in her way
She's screaming at me so I had to get away
She has you on speed dial; She's gonna give you hell
If you don't get her stuff to stop the pain
You'll get broken coz she's cramping
Makes you wonder why you'd spend time with her
Start your hiding, she's menstruating
And I don't feel like standing in her way
The worst has just begun. She will bite off your head
Makes you thankful that your schlong don't bleed that way
Senses to full alert, avoid her line of sight
She'll rag on you based on the smallest things
You'll get broken coz she's cramping
Makes you wonder why you'd spend time with her
Start your hiding, she's menstruating
And I don't feel like standing in her way
You'll get broken coz she's cramping
Makes you wonder why you'd spend time with her
Start your hiding, she's menstruating
And I don't feel like standing in her way
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