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Song Parodies -> "Flossin You"

Original Song Title:

"Fall For You"

Original Performer:

Secondhand Serenade

Parody Song Title:

"Flossin You"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

the worst thing about your teeth is your gum diesease
could it be that you have never brushed before
i know you just think that i am nagging
i know your cavaties root from the core

you have bad breath
and tonight will be the night that ill be flossing you
over again
lets clean those pearly whites
your teeth wont live to see another day
i swear its true
cuz some teeth like yours could use some flouride
cant be possible to white

this is your new set of braces
i always swore to you your teeth would fall apart
you always thought your gums were stronger
you now have false teeth
and i have brushed you from the start

so just say awww
cuz tonight will be the nightr that ill be nummin you
over again
lets put in that filling
or your teeth wont live to see another day
cuz some teeth like yours need nitrous oxide
needed to be whitened

so breathe in deep
say awwww
and ill take those gums
and brush those teeth
and do this every single night

oh hold your mouth
cuz tonight will be the night that ill be brushing you
over again
keep the teeth cantained
or they sure wont live to see another day
i swear its true
cuz there rotten as paris hiltons brain
paris hiltons brain (2)

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