Gimme back my ring, baby baby please
Let go of that thing, you little nutter
Put my things down now, you hear me
Or I'll really smack you

Nanny, get busy, i got a meeting in ten minutes
When the clock tocks
Just keep swinging him
If he gets jiggy
Give him a bottle to shut up
Formula, anything you want to call it
Oscillate the crib and don't take pity
He wants to see you pissed off when he cries
And them decibels of his voice beat electricity
That horrible baby of mine
All my stupid destiny

Muh ugly baby he picks his nose
Plants it between his toes
Watches it grow
In a the daycare he scares the kids
All the time he shits
He really is the pits
From the day he born, his voice hurt my brain
I've forgotten my name, don't have no more fame
Its all good until he groans
Til a early mornin
Have to get him on
My lap and rock him till earl' morning
Wish i had a plug to switch him off

I'm sweatin it, this baby of mine, took him for the ride
Any baby product, my baby must get it
From Tinkers to Pampers
Boy what a hot temper, just put the bottle in the microwave
Kid'll drive me to my grave
Can't survive without my nanny going so mad
She's the only one keepin' me from going insane
Waves her hand
Baby bites her wedding band

Muh ugly baby he picks his nose
Plants it between his toes
Watches it grow
In a the daycare he scares the kids
All the time he shits
He really is the pits
From the day he born, his voice hurt my brain
I've forgotten my name, don't have no more fame
Its all good until he groans
Til a early mornin
Have to get him on
My lap and rock him till earl' morning
Wish i had a plug to switch him off

Have to get busy, gotta shake my baby non-stop
When the wee stops
Just keep swinging him
When he get jiggy
and cranky..ooh
Feed him summat, anything you want to call it
Oscillate you the crib and if he wanna go potty
He throws baby food out the car when we ride
I'm a woman in the city
I'm the boss of my own company
But I can't control my baby!


Muh ugly baby he picks his nose
Plants it between his toes
Watches it grow
In a the daycare he scares the kids
All the time he shits
He really is the pits
From the day he born, his voice hurt my brain
I've forgotten my name, don't have no more fame
Its all good until he groans
Til a early mornin
Have to get him on
My lap and rock him till earl' morning
Wish i had a plug to switch him off

OMG, that thing
He lost a 24 carat ring
If he was a bird I'd clip his wing
Not gonna let him near expensive things
He the naughtiest kid under the sun, my baby

Gimme back my ring, baby baby please
Let go of that thing, you little nutter
Put my things down now, you hear me
I'm a-gonna slap you

Muh ugly baby he picks his nose
Plants it between his toes
Watches it grow
In a the daycare he scares the kids
All the time he shits
He really is the pits
From the day he born, his voice hurt my brain
I've forgotten my name, don't have no more fame
Its all good until he groans
Til a early mornin
Have to get him on
My lap and rock him till earl' morning
Wish i had a plug to switch him off

I'm the boss of my own company
But I can't control my baby!! (x2)