Wait don't leave, me lying here now
Save me please, the pain's severe now
Call police, or ambulance now
Don't leave me I beg yuh

Cause your pet bit me, the anti-poodle with teeth
That could eat beef
Like we eat omelettes
Woe is me
I'm torn up, in such pain, I can't begin to describe it
There's a lot of skin that was ate off me
It's gotta be some kind of really evil Rottweiler
It should never be in the near vicinity
Of humans cause then you are riskin'
People are gonna get rabies

Your scary doggie first barked a lot
And then he scarfed a lot
Of my arm, I've got
To find someone who can help me out
Cause I'm yelling ouch!
I feel hellish now
Whatchu waiting for I'm a bloody mess
With a bloody vest, like this less and less
It's no good this hurts so much
My left arm I clutch
It hurts so much
It hurts so much I see swirling ducks
I think I am delirious

Well I saw the sign, that said to beware
Of dog in there
But I was feeling tough
So I paid it no mind
I think there should be a law
Against having dogs with such monster jaws
I don't feel fine
Good thing my blood clots
Quickly or I would not
Be able to sit and complain,
Terrified
That your dog will bite me again
Be humane
Feel for me and all my pain

Your scary doggie first barked a lot
And then he scarfed a lot
Of my arm, I've got
To find someone who can help me out
Cause I'm yelling ouch!
I feel hellish now
Whatchu waiting for I'm a bloody mess
With a bloody vest, like this less and less
It's no good this hurts so much
My left arm I clutch
It hurts so much
It hurts so much I see swirling ducks
I think I am delirious

C'mon help me please
Just cause I broke in your house
Using snowplows
Which was damaging
Doesn't mean
You should not help me out I'm a person not a monkey
Bible says to love all your enemies
You ought to show me that love
By forgetting your disgust
And then getting me out of
Your mansion to see
A good M.D. who can do somethin'
For my current emergency

Wait don't leave, me lying here now
Save me please, the pain's severe now
Call police, or ambulance now
Don't leave me I beg yuh

Wait don't leave, me lying here now
Save me please, the pain's severe now
Call police, or ambulance now
Don't leave me I beg yuh

Your scary doggie first barked a lot
And then he scarfed a lot
Of my arm, I've got
To find someone who can help me out
Cause I'm yelling ouch!
I feel hellish now
Whatchu waiting for I'm a bloody mess
With a bloody vest, like this less and less
It's no good this hurts so much
My left arm I clutch
It hurts so much
It hurts so much I see swirling ducks
I think I am delirious