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Song Parodies -> "She Has Fast Food And I Have The Grocery Store"

Original Song Title:

"Girl Next Door"

Original Performer:

Saving Jane

Parody Song Title:

"She Has Fast Food And I Have The Grocery Store"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

in the song ill say basket shopper it means where u tak a baskett and u put food in it at the store
she always has dairy queen
She's the star in this scene
There's no way i can have dennys or arbys
Perfect fries perfect shake
processed foods is what i eat
can tell by her sides she at hardees
Maybe I'm just jealous
I can't help but hate her
Secretly I wonder if burger king wants to hire her

She she eats at wendys i go to the market man She gets a fast food cheesburgers all my food are canned
She gets the fast food im eating from the floor She' eats at burger king and I' shop the grocery store

ate her last value meal
She must eat bread and condiments
She was never the basket shopper
A hamburger with extra chees
Everything that she wants
but always harsh on the calories
Maybe I'll admit it
I'm a little bitter
every time she eats there i just want to hit her


I don't know why I'm feeding processed foods to myself
I spend all my time wishing that I ate somthin else


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k v - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
good song straight 5s
jim the koo guy - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
555 i also checked your parody fragments you got some hot ideas
Jason - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
This is good but check your spelling! You spelt 'cheese' as 'chees' and you spelt 'chorus' as 'chorous'. You show great potential but you make yourself look like Tokusou Sentai Blessranger with these slip-ups!
white trash - July 12, 2007 - Report this comment
um i go fast when i write these songs but anyways thanks for the comments
white trash - August 02, 2007 - Report this comment
tokusou sentai blessranger am i really that bad
QueenOrangeSoda - September 18, 2010 - Report this comment
I love it! It totally describes me, because I get jealous when I see kids at my school eat fast food, and I have to eat the dumb storebought food my mom packs.

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