-> "I Joust With You"
Original Song Title:
"I Melt With You"
Parody Song Title:
"I Joust With You"
The Lyrics
Moving forward using all my breath
Got a date with you was the day that was best
I saw you two making out at a fast pace
I turned him around and I punched him in the face
I'll start the fight and joust with you
She's been with us both and she's getting better all the time
There's only one girl we both want
I'll start the fight and joust with you
(We should know better)
Walked on over to the lawn, I'm full of hate
Dropped my coat and grabbed my joust right out of space
I drew a plain image of a line to set the stage
Sarah's standing there with tears upon her face
I'll start the fight and joust with you
She's been with us both and she's getting better all the time
There's only one girl we both want
I'll start the fight and joust with you
His eyes are open wide
I'll start the fight and joust with you
She's been with us both and she's getting better all the time
So when he beat me, it was bad
In the jousting match we both had
The future's looking bright (hums)
So I gave up, she went with you
She's been with us both and she's getting better all the time
There's only one guy that she wants
I lost the fight, but I'll stalk you
I lost the fight, but I'll stalk you
I lost the fight, but I'll stalk you
I lost the fight, but I'll stalk you
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