-> "2008 Dollar General 300 Recap (NNS)"
Original Song Title:
"Look At Us Now"
Parody Song Title:
"2008 Dollar General 300 Recap (NNS)"
The Lyrics
It was a night in Charlotte,
We ever wouldn't be,
Rowdy Kyle Busch,
Started 16th,
But Jamie McMurray in the Number 17,
He's now on the pole,
at Charlotte,
Busch who led 137,
out of Two Hundred Laps,
To win the Dollar
General 300,
Brian Vickers ran third in a backup car,
after a crash,
during qualifying,
in the afternoon,
Bryan Clauson got the wreck on the,
opening laps,
Yellow Flag got flew,
for the first caution,
Reutimann and McMurray got a wreck on the restart
Those Two Rain Delays,
We ever were to be,
Two Red Flags,
What the heck is that?,
Justin Allgaier makes his series debut,
in the Number 12,
Penske Truck Rental Dodge,
but he clipped Steve Wallace,
by a spin on Lap 125,
There's Another Caution,
Yellow Flag Flew,
Joey "Long Gone" Logano,
Makes His Lowe's Debut,
He Finished 14th
after he got loose
on the 106th lap,
as he hit the wall,
for another yellow flag
for another yellow flag
yellow flag (x2)
Everybody believed we would never be,
Carl Edwards,
Kevin Harvick,
scuffled into the garage,
on Thursday but didn't take their issues,
Jimmie Johnson
The Sprint Cup points leader
hit his car in the wall
with 83 laps to go
Like Mike Wallace
Not the Sixty Minutes guy
He Finished Tenth
In the Geico Car.
But everyone believes,
that Scott Lagasse Jr.
Finished 13th
replacing Jason Keller
But 9 Laps to go
a huge massive wreck
another caution flag
on Lap 197
Kyle Busch is in the lead,
But later he will win,
at Lowe's Motor Speedway
Second Place to Jeff Burton
Holiday Inn Chevrolet
Third Place to Brian Vickers
Dollar General Toyota
Fourth Place to Clint Bowyer
BB&T Chevrolet
Fifth Place to Carl Edwards
Scotts WinterGuard Fertilizer
Ford (3x)
Sixth Place to Kevin Harvick
In The Thirty-Three
Rheem Chevrolet
Started Sixth
Seventh Place to Kelly Bires
In the Forty-Seven
Samaritan's Feet Ford
Owned by Geshickter
Eight Place to Keselowski
In the Double Eight's
U.S. Navy
Chevrolet
And Ninth Place to McMurray
In the Seventeen
CitiFinancial Ford
Owned By Jack Roush
And we are done.
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