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Song Parodies -> "The Bimbo Infection"

Original Song Title:

"The Rainbow Connection"

Original Performer:

Sarah Mclachlan

Parody Song Title:

"The Bimbo Infection"

Parody Written by:

Squire Malloy

The Lyrics

T'is a pity to take such a hopeful and magical song and bring it to this level, but c'mon fellas, we all know that it's true.
Why do the newswomen, all look like bimbos?
Bimbos have curves they can't hide
Short skirts and v-necks, get them the ratings
Networks are beaming with pride
What's so amazing, about young men gazing
At women so scantily clad?
The Nielsons and hem lines, both go up together
And corporate big-wigs are glad

Turn on the business news, to try and make money
You get go-go girls instead
Most are quite buxom, they're slender and slinky
But nothing's inside their head
We all watch the news then, cause you never know when
A "wardrobe malfunction" may come
They're spiel misn't witty, but as long as they're pretty
We don't give a damn that they're dumb

All of us under their spell
Maybe their looks are hypnotic

Have you seen sports shows, they go in the lockers
What are they doing down there?
Guys stare and whistle, the girls then file law suits
Some become millionaires
We've watched it too many times to ignore it
Skin is what we like to see
Someday we'll cure it, the bimbo infection
The eunuchs, the gay guys, and me

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Dr. Oliver Clozoff - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Nicely done! Some great substitutions there.
Old Man Ribber - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Squire - Well executed, funny,...and WAY too true! ;D
AFW - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Smart parody work

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