Governor of Alaska
Also a Republican vice-president
She was also John McCain's running mate
Make room Barack, she'll blow your top
Though Hillary's Clinton was
Just unusually hard I'd hold on to

Blank votes on blank ballots
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but campaigning's hard on me

I rather go for Sarah Palin
'Cause I'll elect her
And vote for her, you see
Nobody else but Sarah Palin
Uprise the ethics
Make or breaking this
If that is the case
Will she take on Hillary's place?
But all you have to raise heck over the politics is
Stick 'em up with Sarah Palin today, today yeah

Alaskan Oil and Gas
Conservation Commission's ready
To see how great their former glory could be
She was used to
Be a mayor too
But now she's about to crack down
On the "bridge to nowhere"

You're convinced to please her
There's no argue but a debate
And you're proceeded to hear her as she is

I'm reaching out for Sarah Palin
Since I've asked for her
And vote for her, you see
Lay off Hil, make way for Palin
A brute Alaskan
The public's baskin'
About her each day
Even Obama tried to say
"Now all you have to agree on me is I'm totally
being sick of Sarah Palin today!"

The times and tides are quickly changing
We're sick of McCain misarranging
"Vote for McCain all the way!"
Now I'd love her because I said
Let's all hail Sarah Palin
You really want her
Just elect her, you see

You have to vote for Sarah Palin
Nobody makes you bend and make you break

You better deal with Sarah Palin
'Cause you count on her
Don't insult her, you see
Let's feel the wrath of Sarah Palin
And she's ready for all Republicans
To truly obey
That Sarah lady, anyway
If that bridge to nowhere in it
Don't wait until the last minute
You don't have to walk to Alaska, just so you
Know you're having to
Vote Sarah Palin today todayyy yeah yeah yeah