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Song Parodies -> "Im Not Gonna Trade You My Lunch Box"

Original Song Title:

"Love Song"

Original Performer:

Sara Bareilles

Parody Song Title:

"Im Not Gonna Trade You My Lunch Box"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

crab cakes and water
and they ask me trade my cheese sticks for some coral
exchanging gets harder
even i know that

made room for carrots for me and i dont need all your spam
some of my snack cakes i just want to hold on to

at break time
want my sausage
no fritos for your lays
you mean well
but cant you just let me eat

im not gonna trade you my lunch box
cuz you ask to trade for my bacon
you see im not gonna want all your long johns
cuz you sure dont cook like rachel ray
you see dont want all your steak
im wont trade if its all stale
dont need to trade you heathin
think my own is good enough seasoned
wont trade you
my liver

youll learn the hard way
that my souffle
shouldnt be tossed around
my appetite sinks deep down under
you and your twizzler deserts
burrito melt wont work
just wanna eat what i brought for dinner
potatoes are nice and dry

convince me for my food
need to stop it so i can listen to my music
im trying to listen to sara bareilles

chrous repeat

promise me youll leave my table
so i can eat in my own happy fable
cuz my cottage cheese isnt something i want to trade

im not gonna trade you my lunch box
for tradin
for my bacon
you see
im not gonna trade you my lox now
cuz you tell me you need fish
for you buns
is that why you wanted my lunch box
for my brocili
and my cream pie you see

chorus repeat

if you want my tv dinner
gonna need a different buyer
babe im savin my seven cheese for my lunch break at 3
wont trade you
my lunch box

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
This was great, White Trash. Sure, pacing stumbled in some lines, but I'm not complaining, because this gave me a good chuckle. Very nice parody. :)
white trash - March 29, 2009 - Report this comment
thank you dog

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