Song Parodies -> When Diss Comes to Shove
| Original Song Title: | "The Game of Love" |
| Original Performer: | Santana featuring Michelle Branch |
| Parody Song Title: | "When Diss Comes to Shove" |
| Parody Written by: | Leo |
US Secretary of State Colin Powell was probably the master of understatement when he referred to Harry Belafonte's attacks against him as inappropriate. After all, most people wouldn't take kindly to being referred to as a "house slave". Now that Harry's going after National Security Advicer Condoleezza Rice as well, could a stronger response soon follow?
(As sung by US Secretary of State Colin Powell)
Tell me just why'd you call me that thing
What's this, and boom you're after Condi and me
So please tell me why did you call me that, you bore
Please, right now you're lying - down to the core, I won't take no more
It just takes a little bit of this
A little bit of that
It started with a diss
Now you're just a gnat
You're giving me some laughs
You're giving me no pain
I'm telling you, behave
Your diss just might come to shove
This, what is it you don't like to see
Please tell, so we can put you at ease
Now say baby bye 'cause that is all that you're good for
No you can't make me cry, you shout yourself so hoarse, but you're just ignored
It just takes a little bit of this
A little bit of that
It started with a diss
Now you're just a gnat
You're giving me some laughs
You're giving me no pain
I'm telling you, behave
Your diss just might come to shove
Your diss just might come to shove
You diss me
Don't like me
You roast me
You blast me
You're hiding
And lying
And for what...
(Guitar solo)
Does you no good, yeah
So please tell me why did you call me that, you bore
Please, right now you're lying - down to the core, I won't take no more
It just takes a little bit of this
A little bit of that
It started with a diss
Now you're just a gnat
You're giving me some laughs
You're giving me no pain
I'm telling you, behave
Your diss just might come to shove
Your diss just might come to shove
Your diss just might come to shove
Yeah, diss might come to shove
You diss me
Don't like me
You roast me
(Does you no good, yeah)
Fade out
Tell me just why'd you call me that thing
What's this, and boom you're after Condi and me
So please tell me why did you call me that, you bore
Please, right now you're lying - down to the core, I won't take no more
It just takes a little bit of this
A little bit of that
It started with a diss
Now you're just a gnat
You're giving me some laughs
You're giving me no pain
I'm telling you, behave
Your diss just might come to shove
This, what is it you don't like to see
Please tell, so we can put you at ease
Now say baby bye 'cause that is all that you're good for
No you can't make me cry, you shout yourself so hoarse, but you're just ignored
It just takes a little bit of this
A little bit of that
It started with a diss
Now you're just a gnat
You're giving me some laughs
You're giving me no pain
I'm telling you, behave
Your diss just might come to shove
Your diss just might come to shove
You diss me
Don't like me
You roast me
You blast me
You're hiding
And lying
And for what...
(Guitar solo)
Does you no good, yeah
So please tell me why did you call me that, you bore
Please, right now you're lying - down to the core, I won't take no more
It just takes a little bit of this
A little bit of that
It started with a diss
Now you're just a gnat
You're giving me some laughs
You're giving me no pain
I'm telling you, behave
Your diss just might come to shove
Your diss just might come to shove
Your diss just might come to shove
Yeah, diss might come to shove
You diss me
Don't like me
You roast me
(Does you no good, yeah)
Fade out
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