-> "Boobs"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth"
Parody Song Title:
"Boobs"
The Lyrics
Man there’s some hot ones
Like several inches around Double D Cups
Your frost detectors they could just melt everyone
My god they’re so huge
They’re not discreet cause they’re bigger than Mona Lisa’s
You’re the reason ,we’re starin’
Watch you slowly move
And if you say that I;m not good enough
I would, tell you that I love your bust
I love, your big huge boobs
Oh its so true
Like round milk cartons, Pam Anderson’s too
I hope your asscheeks are just as big too
They got the kind of look that they are real smooth
Tell with your heart,are they real?
Or silicone, don’t doubt it
Let’s have a big fling
When your cleavage shows up in pouring rain
Your sexy breasts and every step I see they’re calling me out
You hear the stereo ,walking in rhythm with your DeLillos
You walk past me, then I follow you ‘round slow
Follow you round and round
CHORUS:
And they look like cantaloupes, or two full moons
Im gonna watch you undress in the locker room
I’ll climb right through the vents to watch you on the loo, yeah
Hope you don’t fart, have a spill
Or else forget about it
(guitar solo)
CHORUS:
And I saw them and “Oh shit look them balloons”
Hope I don’t seem like a horny perv to you
Exactly what I am when it comes to boobs,yeah
Show me your tarts, and theyre real
Or else forget about it
I won’t forget about this
A wet t-shirt contest?
If not how about my bed?
How about some T&a
Ill have your T&A right now now, along with your DNA
Boobs silicone? Don’t doubt it oh no no, I wont forget about em
Now now now, let’s not forget about it
(Get dressed? Forget about it, Look best right there no doubt it)
(Guitar solo until fade)
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