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Song Parodies -> "I Wish I Woz A Chav Proper"
Original Song Title:
"I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker"
Original Performer:
Sandi Thom
Parody Song Title:
"I Wish I Woz A Chav Proper"
Parody Written by:
Cait Sith
The Lyrics
you UK members will understand some of the words to this, i'm sure
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
We stay up late, throwing broken glass
And we drive around in stolen cars
Our music's mainly rappers and our radios would break
Our parents do not have control
And the media couldn't buy us off
Computers still worth stealing, we think we own everything
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
The cops don't stop our hassling
We just turn and say, "you take the piss"
And when we start smoking a spliff, we turn a whiter shade of pale
My mum and dad are in their teens
In label-fakes like caps and jeans
And if you see us, don't you touch, or we'll send you hate mail
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Our records state that we look tough
When we can't even handle puff
And to maintain our survival, we'll come round and smash your face
Kids are scared we'll hunt them down
The elderly will shit their gowns
And the football gang's our rivals, they turn up and wreck the place
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
We stay up late, throwing broken glass
And we drive around in stolen cars
Our music's mainly rappers and our radios would break
Our parents do not have control
And the media couldn't buy us off
Computers still worth stealing, we think we own everything
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
The cops don't stop our hassling
We just turn and say, "you take the piss"
And when we start smoking a spliff, we turn a whiter shade of pale
My mum and dad are in their teens
In label-fakes like caps and jeans
And if you see us, don't you touch, or we'll send you hate mail
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Our records state that we look tough
When we can't even handle puff
And to maintain our survival, we'll come round and smash your face
Kids are scared we'll hunt them down
The elderly will shit their gowns
And the football gang's our rivals, they turn up and wreck the place
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
Had bad reputation since I was nine, and rebellion is in the air
I was born to hate, by a girl who doesn't care
Oh, I wish I was a chav proper with burberry-dyed hair
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LOL dude. I'm ROTFL over that
Cannot stand chavs, fairly good but not as good as B.Y.O.B parody
this is a good parody that explains the stuff happening nowadays but it is not very funny
i hate these people that think there so funny
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