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Song Parodies -> "Whack and Old"
Original Song Title:
"Black and Gold"
Original Performer:
Sam Sparro
Parody Song Title:
"Whack and Old"
Parody Written by:
Gari J
The Lyrics
Song about being old and thinking of death
80 years and your legs are all broken
you cant run and your no longer walking
and your teeth are no longer real
means you mumble when you are talking
and you’ve lost the use of your eyes
and its hard to see where your going
not long before I’m high in the sky
just wanna keep collecting my pension
I do enjoy a cold beer
a bags of chip n sausage n batter
and I need to use a wheel chair
I’m just a crazy lazy old man
I don’t even have any hair
And a serious case of arthritis
its sure gonna come to you
whack and old
whack and old
whack and old
its not long before I probably die
and my heartbeat goes oh so whack
but hopefully a while longer
im not ready to crack
I wonder what’s beyond the blue yonder
I wonder is heaven for real
or is hell the place where I will be going
I’m not sure that this is for real
I do enjoy a cold beer
a bags of chip sausage n batter
and I need to use a wheel chair
I’m just a lazy 80 old man
I don’t even have any hair
And a serious case of arthritis
it sure gonna come to you
whack and old
whack and old
whack and old
you cant run and your no longer walking
and your teeth are no longer real
means you mumble when you are talking
and you’ve lost the use of your eyes
and its hard to see where your going
not long before I’m high in the sky
just wanna keep collecting my pension
I do enjoy a cold beer
a bags of chip n sausage n batter
and I need to use a wheel chair
I’m just a crazy lazy old man
I don’t even have any hair
And a serious case of arthritis
its sure gonna come to you
whack and old
whack and old
whack and old
its not long before I probably die
and my heartbeat goes oh so whack
but hopefully a while longer
im not ready to crack
I wonder what’s beyond the blue yonder
I wonder is heaven for real
or is hell the place where I will be going
I’m not sure that this is for real
I do enjoy a cold beer
a bags of chip sausage n batter
and I need to use a wheel chair
I’m just a lazy 80 old man
I don’t even have any hair
And a serious case of arthritis
it sure gonna come to you
whack and old
whack and old
whack and old
tell me what you think
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