Song Parodies -> Ebay

Original Song Title:

"Always"

Original Performer:

Saliva

  
Parody Song Title:

"Ebay"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

I see... a bid for a mountain bike...
Mom won't let me spend my money...
That bid is probably high...
So high... for one Internet desire...
The way you're bidding is sweet...
So if I love then I will try...

Ebay.... Ebay.... Ebay.... Ebay....
Ebay.... Ebay.... Ebay....
Th bid is now past a hundred....

I want it...
I love it...
I must bid to get it...
I'll ride it...
I'll ramp it...
I must bid to get it...
The bidders won't go nomore...
this price is high for you...
I guess that I'll will bid more...
And then I'll get it, too...

I feel... like the price will never stop...
I guess I'll sell all my things...
To get what I really want...
On-line... it goes on up until now...
As I start to bid more...
Spend my time searching 'round...

Ebay.... Ebay.... Ebay.... Ebay....
Ebay.... Ebay.... Ebay....
Th bid is now past a thousand....

I want it...
I love it...
I must bid to get it...
I'll ride it...
I'll ramp it...
I must bid to get it...
The bidders won't go nomore...
this price is high for you...
I guess that I'll will bid more...
And now what will you do?

I need it...
I'll use it...
I can't live without it...

I bid my about a grand for it...
Hope that noone puts a higher bid...

Ebay.... Ebay.... Ebay.... Ebay....

I see... the bids are over, I'm glad...
Yes, it makes me say... That bike's mine, man...
It was all... just a part of my plan...
The money's slippin' from my hands...
Spend all my cash here around...

I want it...
I love it...
I must bid to get it...
I'll ride it...
I'll ramp it...
I must bid to get it...
The bidders won't go nomore...
this price is high for you...
I guess that I'll will bid more...
And then I'll get it, too...

I need it...
I'll use it...
I can't live without it...

I have it...
I own it...
I can live beside it...I guess I just bidded most...
Price was to high for you...
I guess that I did bid more...
And now I have it, too...

Ebay...
Ebay....
Ebay.....
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Pacing: 3.8
 
How Funny: 3.9
 
Overall Rating: 3.9
 

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AmishJD - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved this parody. Great job. S.T.G.
AmishJD - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved this parody. Great job. S.T.G. 5,5,5
SiLLy BoNeZ - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment
rock on mr . STG !! awesome hehehehehe !!

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