I think back to the good old days when you would not speak to me
All though at the time I thought you were rude and arrogant
But that all changed when you heard me telling a dirty joke
I've unleashed Hyde in you, now I wish I didn't

I don't know why you always look for me
If I did what you want
You'd think nothing of me
To be honest we all know that you're a sleaze
You'd take anyone you're not hard to please
They told me you're wife is every man's dream
And the poor thing got you the booby prize in return
What she saw in you, it is a real mystery
Be careful or you're marriage will be history

Why you would risk it all? No one knows
Why you come looking for me? No one knows

I think back to the good old days, when they told me you got married
I did not really care but they told me every detail anyway
They told me you're wife was one in a million
And after only three years you say that you want to stray