The batteries breaks as I force them into the slot
The clock and time it will not turn
And when I start up yet again remote is nowhere
So's the receipt from yesterday

All modern gadgets I buy from the mall
Comes with instructions but print is too small
Twentyfour languages claimes there's a way
Unwrap the packing and it's plug and play

(But I frown)
When the screen of every new device'
(I'm down)
Double zero, colon, os

The clock's not turning, it's the same
Until it's to die
I shouldn't really buy a new
But as that happens
All my dough decreases rapidly
So has all tech since I was born

Once things were simple but that's long ago
Now every clock's at double zero, o-o
In this world of updates and zeros and ones
You pass twentyseven you're outdate and gone

(So I frown)
Cos the screen of every new device'
Double zero, colon, os

All modern gadgets I buy have this fault
After an hour assemblage on halt
Blue screens of death greets me day after day
Can't change the settings despite what I paid

(So I frown)
As the screen of every new device'
Double zero, colon, os
(Yes I frown)
And the screen of every damn device'
(Yes I frown)
Double zero, colon, os