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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Help It That I'm Grumpy"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Help It If I'm Lucky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rose Tattoo

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Help It That I'm Grumpy"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This song is GRUMPY and I will make NO excuses for that. :-(

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Don't like the way women put on weight
Don't like the smell from vegan plates
Bad mood's my way an' I think
Journos outta die and babies they all stink

I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy

Don't like the thai food place nearby
I cannot see why drones have to fly
I hate the whole end to Game Of Thrones
Nose rings and selfies with a phone

I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy

I'll whip a horse until it's glue
The facts I will lay out for you
NIMBY as standard's my comment'
A pundit I could be on FOX or CNN

I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy
I can't help it
I can't help it that I'm grumpy

© Peter Andersson.

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