[Verse 1]
Picking gum that's on the table,
Some teachers say that you're not able, but then you did...
I could begin to count the calories of some gum on my table that I have chewed.

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't remember spitting it out, or throwing it in the trash.
But there is one speech that teacher has told me in class.

[Chorus]
"Do not chew gum, it is bad, or else you might get sick.
If you were the one that sat in class, chewing gum that you picked.
Gum is bad for you, and others too.
Go get a bucket, get rid of it.
Get 'er done,
Get back to your seat after you're done.
I'll see you after school, and then I'll be up all night, still eating some gum."

[Verse 2]
And now that I'm a student, scared of gum that I've been chewing, it's gonna hurt.
When Riley went back to high school, he seems to have just one thing in his heart.

He's never ever picked gum off the floor before. I'll have to go buying some others that would end up at the store!

[Chorus]
"Do not chew gum, it is bad, or else you might get sick.
If you were the one that sat in class, chewing gum that you picked.
Gum is bad for you, and others too.
Go get a bucket, get rid of it.
Get 'er done,
Get back to your seat when you're done.
I'll see you after school, I'll probably be up all night, still eating some gum."

[Bridge]
Now you gotta know, not to get caught eating it whole,
Just spit it out, or else,
You might get, in huge trouble.

[Chorus]
"Do not chew gum, it is bad, or else you might get sick.
If you were the one that sat in class, chewing gum that you picked.
Gum is bad for you, and others too.
Go get a bucket, get rid of it.
Get 'er done,
Get back to your seat until you get done.
I'll see you after school, I'll still be up all night, still eating some gum."

[Outro]
Alright.
Kids, class is now dismissed, we'll be back tomorrow,
Wait, we're off for the weekend actually.
See ya.