Song Parodies -> "Sex Noise"

Original Song Title:

"Brick House"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Sex Noise"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This song was originally by the Commodores but Rob Zombie did a cover of this song and added a rap section.

(Random Moaning and Panting)

(Rob Zombie)
I’ll use a SEX….. Noise!
Yeah! A bit annoying but it is my claim to fame!
I’ll use a SEX…. Noise!
Record a track of sinful acts!
To prove that I’m not a hack!

Heard this SEX… Noise!
The screams from your partner once she removed clothes… Is the music I composed

Babe moans while Rob Zombie sings
Is a guarantee to get some fans
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Critics can’t snooze when a woman screws
Dirty chicks on the floor earn me tips!
Bring it to the bank!

Thanks to my SEX…. Noise!
Yeah! Parents are banning their kids to hear me shout
Cash with my SEX… Noise!
I’ll get a blonde to respond and make a heaping wad

It’s not for squares my kinky tapes
Took this Disco hit and made mouths grape
Wow! Wow!
Your flowers WILT while she’s on her knees
Showing off her knockers will sure make it a breeze

Wow! Used this SEX… Noise!
Yeah! It’s Aphrodite just with a sexy sound
Wow! Used a SEX… Noise!
Just reenact you in the sack and you’ll have a contract

Play it loud! Play it so loud! (Oh yeah!)
Play it loud! Play it so loud! (Oh yeah!)
Play it loud! Play it so loud! (Oh yeah!)

(Sexy chick)
I’ll make sounds with my mouth to get you aroused
With a pant or a moan another hundred is thrown
Sex Noise! Not a yawn!
It’s just a cat call
In Rob Zombie’s musical score
Your attention won’t fizzle
In fact it just might sizzle
Your drool’s like drizzle
Kinky chick when I roar I’ll earn tips
Used my lips for the volume and pitch
Only gay guys won’t want me on pillows
After you all heard my hot bellows
Copy and past throughout the whole track, Whoa!
Like sex without the morning breath
Go flick that on switch
And you’ll be impressed
Your spouse thinks it’s obscene
She might even get mean and punch your spleen!

(More sex noises!)

(Rob Zombie)
It’s my SEX… Noise!
Yeah, I’m Rob Zombie now on a directing route
Wow! It’s my SEX… Noise!
I must have cracked to make this crap!
By the Commodores’ I’ll be slapped

With my SEX… Noise!
This was fun but gotta run… ‘Devil Rejected’ this one!

Play it loud! Play it so loud!
Play it loud! Play it so loud!
Play it loud! Play it so loud!
Play it loud! Play it so loud!

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Peter Andersson - February 06, 2010 - Report this comment

How you got this through the adult material filtering process I'll never know...

Matthias - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment

One bombed... Apparently a Rob Zombie fan who can't bare the truth that he's so immature that he has to inculude orgasming women in half of this music.

Agrimorfee - February 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Surprised you didn't add the Matthias touch of parodying even the extraneous dialogue,,,,no matter, it was part of the satire of your work. My favorite part was the bridge "where :the flowers WILT".

Matthias - February 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Aggy: You mean the "Oh Yeah! Oh Harder! Oh Harder!" stuff? I think that speaks for itself in it's randomness.

bobpiecheese - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Sex parodies usually ain't my thing, but this one was more about the oddness of it than the sexuality. So you got that going for ya. Which is nice. 555!

Rex - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I hate when I get punched in the spleen. Lovely concept -- as Madison Avenue has known for decades, sex sells.

Below Average Dave - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment

Overall this was pretty fun Matty, I wish the OS wasn't so. . .well .. .I'll say the OS was alright, but it's not my favorite Rob Zombie song and it's a bit hard to follow as a result, but this song deserved it, and frankly a parody about Rob Zombie's obsession with sex noises goes perfectly to this OS considering what it's about.

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