You might wanna go run and ride
Go home and stay inside
You go now, run for your life
Now don't you think I am joking

I am just a fart machine
I think you all will agree
This is number sixteen
You're an angry crowd now you're choking, now you're choking

And I'm sorry but I'm starting to break
And I don't know how much more you can take

[Chorus]
This is it now
Everybody look out
How much smell can you take?
How bad does my fart stink?
You take a whiff now you will be knocked down
Make you stay wide awake
How bad does my fart stink?

You might wanna go for a ride
To the town's other side
Smells so bad you could cry
Now don't say I didn't warn you
I remember when I used to be fine
Yeah, once you would not whine
Now you sigh, why I gotta make it so bad for you, bad for you

And I'm sorry it was just a mistake
And you're running, it's not going away

[Chorus]

It's not the best smell that I know
Never was, cause it smells too much
The smell is hanging around
It's just the same smell all the time
Never get what you want
Never get too close to my big ole' backside
It's just the same thing that I do back before you'd whine
Then the smell went and grew

[Chorus x2]