I'll dress up as Baal, everybody!
Yo!

Not as Beelzebub, nor a Zombie
I'll go out as Baal, and I'll be hairy
I've tried the evil nameless
And the old infernal goat
I'll be Baal, Halloween is when I'll act it out

I haven't gone as berserk yet (Not OK!)
Or ewe or cow or stinking get (Not ever!)
I'll be scary like a leper near your childcare

Mom says I should contemplate
That Santa might stay away
Don't go out as Baal, she says

(incomprehensible angry mumbling)

I'm on hungerstrike!
Dad's with mom, the old coot
He just care for brewskis
And he couldn't nail a dartboard

I will be sneaking out!
Meet me at the parking lot
It'll be some Halloween!
(So don't forget the Red Bull!)

Dad says hold it, get this straight (So lame!)
And then he hyperventilates (A wee bit)
Not OK, he's gonna choke on sermons at this rate
He's gonna pass on sermons 'til he wheezes away

I'm about to detonate!
Locked inside this Caliphate!
Don't go out as Baal, he says

I won't go as troll, or a thousand of fiends
I can not geek out on Barney & Friends
I'll lose my bearings as an Amish convert
There's too many zombie-boys rolling in dirt

I've found an outfit perfect for 'ween
Ein sinister Baal OOTD
I said; mom, daddy, you best approve
Or on next spring break I'll show my tits in school

I have plead - Come on!
Let me go as Baal!

I'll dress up as Baal, do you hear me!

Maybe I should emigrate?
Hold my breath, asphyxiate?
Parents aren't Goth (That way)

Them on selfies: None at all!

Escape routes I contemplate (Yeah!)
Parents took my phone away!
(She hates the stoop' pumpkins!)
Can't even make calls, they say

They're "Neigh!"
They're "Neigh!"
They're "Neigh!"
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