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Song Parodies -> "A Few Of My Favorite Streaks"
Original Song Title:
"A Few Of My Resolutions"
Original Performer:
Robert Lundīs Christmas Album
Parody Song Title:
"A Few Of My Favorite Streaks"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
A few days off from school gave me a little time to practice my favorite hobby.....
Dress like a Girl Scout and flash all my neighbors
Chillinī my cookies at 31 Flavors
And down the Baker Shop, I show my buns
These are a few of the places I run
Right through Supreme Court to break up the tension
During a strip show at Vegas convention
Salt Lake and Wimbledon, youīll find me there
I am the guy with just bodyhair wear
V.I.P cards gave me access to Leno
Pizza Hut, crack houses, Britney in Reno
Grand Canyon, Waco, for Grateful Dead freaks
These are a few of my favorite streaks
On the Great Wall
Where the wild calls
Iīve streaked high - and low
And if I canīt skin on the Superbowl Show
Thereīs others to stand - in row
POLICEMANīS VOICE:
"Now come along you little pervert, weīre taking you to the funny farm"
Iīve mooned both Oprah, bin Laden and Santa
Scared Rolling Stones and The Pope during tantra
If thereīs a rally to bring back Twin Peaks
It will be one of my favorite streaks
I regret Frisco and France and Daytona
And thereīs no bullshit like mine in Pamplona
But when my beer gut scared Fab Five to straight
Then it was one of the streaks I did great
R.I.A.Aīve
Seen my corntray
So have Cups - and bars
And if I one dayīll be a NASA recruit
Iīll show all my arse - from Mars
Chillinī my cookies at 31 Flavors
And down the Baker Shop, I show my buns
These are a few of the places I run
Right through Supreme Court to break up the tension
During a strip show at Vegas convention
Salt Lake and Wimbledon, youīll find me there
I am the guy with just bodyhair wear
V.I.P cards gave me access to Leno
Pizza Hut, crack houses, Britney in Reno
Grand Canyon, Waco, for Grateful Dead freaks
These are a few of my favorite streaks
On the Great Wall
Where the wild calls
Iīve streaked high - and low
And if I canīt skin on the Superbowl Show
Thereīs others to stand - in row
POLICEMANīS VOICE:
"Now come along you little pervert, weīre taking you to the funny farm"
Iīve mooned both Oprah, bin Laden and Santa
Scared Rolling Stones and The Pope during tantra
If thereīs a rally to bring back Twin Peaks
It will be one of my favorite streaks
I regret Frisco and France and Daytona
And thereīs no bullshit like mine in Pamplona
But when my beer gut scared Fab Five to straight
Then it was one of the streaks I did great
R.I.A.Aīve
Seen my corntray
So have Cups - and bars
And if I one dayīll be a NASA recruit
Iīll show all my arse - from Mars
.....writing parodies. (Hopefully this parody will work to "My favorite things" by Julie Andrews too, but I was listening to Spaffīs version on the Robert Lund Christmas Album when I wrote it (and borrowed a few rhymes in the beginning too) so it seems fair to credit that as the original).
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perfect pacing..funny subject...the best one i read today..thanks
And I'll bet you left 'em laughing for weeks.... ;-)
K1chyd, this is a textbook masterpiece of pacing - well done. And your two-line punchline right at the end is slick. 5's
What JD said. This song does not have enough votes for its quality. Come on folks give this a click and see if you don't just want to vote it 5s.
It was pretty good, except Leno and Reno don't rhyme. But I give it fives anyway.
Well, 8 votes so far is about my average and/so thanx everyone who voted (and commented). Maybe it would have gotten even more votes if I had written Julie Andrews as original performer, I guess that only those who have bought Spaffīs and Robertīs Christmas Album recognized "performed by", but as stated above I was listening to Spaffīs version as I wrote it, itīs pretty clearly influenced by his version, and since his is available on a real album I thought it should be so. And besides, Iīve seen parodies being done to Weird Al versions of others originals so thatīs the way it should be, right?
PS. I was very tempted to through in another in-joke besides the Salt Lake reference: "During The Spaff show at Vegas convention". But I didnīt wanna spoil the chances of that con ever happen before more planning even gets off the ground... ;-)
PS. I was very tempted to through in another in-joke besides the Salt Lake reference: "During The Spaff show at Vegas convention". But I didnīt wanna spoil the chances of that con ever happen before more planning even gets off the ground... ;-)
Ruth: You obviously havenīt heard my Swedish accent then... ;-)
No, I haven't. I didn't even know you were from Sweden. ;)
Great work!
DKTOS
Heh heh. Lots of great lines here. "The Pope during Tantra" is an image I won't soon be able to shake. And I've never heard "corntray" but please don't explain. Also, I'm honored by this - but please warn me before you streak through Salt Lake.
This is wonderful. And that's the naked truth. 5-5-5
Donīt worry Spaff, I will. :-)
K1CHYD, doesn't his cd rock? i love jello! Do u want the bare facts? i gave this 5,5,5! Don't streak in NJ.
(SOTM - Feb) This was very good.
feb 04 sotm--Surreal. 545
(SOTM FEB) See above, previous comment still stands.
The truth is aways naked, also
(SOTM) Very good one.
Thought I'd have already commented on this one... obviously not - maybe because I can't think of anything original or witty to say ;)
I still love it. So when's the Vegas convention gonna happen, anyway? We're all looking forward to seeing "Know 1can hear you streak" in all his bodyhair-wear glory.
Know 1 - Excellent job here. 5's. (FEB SOTM).
Spaff: I'll do it to the soundtrack of Kiss's "Naked City"! :-)
LOL!!
Nice job there, Know 1 can find his jeans
Good one, Know 1 should let off steam...
(SOTM) Still laughing a blue streak over this...
Considering my entry in the August contest, it would be rude of me not to like this. I mean, I'm practically supporting your cause. Very, very funny, K1.
Nice job K!
Looks like it's on a winning streak! Was English your first language, cuz man you carve through it with brilliant rhymes such as these.
Jake: Thank you, that's really a compliment cos English is not my first language. This parody is probably my best one though, maybe together with a piece called "Flip the bird". I wish they're were all this "solid" but to often I still mess up with words like when/then, too/to, must/most, by/buy etc. That's when my alieness shows through. As long as I myself have fun here and others find themselves amused by my stuff it's okey I guess.
You 'to often' mess up 'too/to' do you? I had no idea!!! ;)
Oh yes they call him the streak,likes to hsoew off his physique,5's!
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