[Dumb Ass Kid]
I know you're quite upset
But dear why can't you just forget
The daft things I said
Coz if you don't stop putting
Pins and nails inside my pudding
Pretty soon i'll be dead

[Saz]
And afterwards I slip a sleeping pill inside the soup
You take a sip or two
And then I laugh as you collapse
Why'd you say somethin' silly like "I hate you"?

[Dumb Ass Kid]
You put poison in your pies
I still despise
The same leftovers served the night before
And though its sweet revenge for you
To me this whole damn thing
Has got way overboard

[Saz]
Put mousetraps in the cake
Then waited til you were awake
And then I fed you mouse poo
I told you they were raisins
Til you were sick into the basins
And your mouth turned blue

[Both]
The time is right
For counciling
Lets go and see a councelor
For what to do
This whole damn was started by me saying somethin silly like "I hate you"

[Both]
The time is right
Why do we fight
Its best if we forget before we're black and blue
But then you went and spoilt it all
By saying somethin' silly like "I hate you"

[Saz]
I hate you

[Dumb Ass Kid]
I hate you

[Saz]
I hate you

[Dumb Ass Kid]
I hate you

[Both]
I hate you
(Repeat til fade)