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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"
Original Song Title:
"Overpowered"
Original Performer:
Róisín Murphy
Parody Song Title:
"Constipated"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
I think I ate too much junk food
I’m constipated
I’ve had four bathroom breaks
In the last hour
My stomach was hurting
But nothing came out
Don’t wanna take Ex-Lax
I have too much pride
To ask my colleagues
If I could have some
I think I ate too much junk food
I’m constipated
I really must poop
I’m constipated
I think I ate too much junk food
I’m constipated
I really must poop
I’m constipated
My bow-els soldier on
To try to extract
All this food I have trapped
In my damn intestines
My bow-els soldier on
To try to extract
All this food I have trapped
In my damn intestines
Don’t want an enema
Plug shoved up my ass
I’ll just swallow my pride
And buy some Ex-Lax
I’ll buy the chocolate bars*,
Marshmallows, graham crackers
I’ll make s’mores with it
So then I can poop
I think I ate too much junk food
I’m constipated
I really must poop
I’m constipated
I think I ate too much junk food
I’m constipated
I really must poop
I’m constipated
My bow-els soldier on
To try to extract
All this food I have trapped
In my damn intestines
My bow-els soldier on
To try to extract
All this food I have trapped
In my damn intestines
I’m constipated
I’m constipated
I’ve had four bathroom breaks
In the last hour
My stomach was hurting
But nothing came out
Don’t wanna take Ex-Lax
I have too much pride
To ask my colleagues
If I could have some
I think I ate too much junk food
I’m constipated
I really must poop
I’m constipated
I think I ate too much junk food
I’m constipated
I really must poop
I’m constipated
My bow-els soldier on
To try to extract
All this food I have trapped
In my damn intestines
My bow-els soldier on
To try to extract
All this food I have trapped
In my damn intestines
Don’t want an enema
Plug shoved up my ass
I’ll just swallow my pride
And buy some Ex-Lax
I’ll buy the chocolate bars*,
Marshmallows, graham crackers
I’ll make s’mores with it
So then I can poop
I think I ate too much junk food
I’m constipated
I really must poop
I’m constipated
I think I ate too much junk food
I’m constipated
I really must poop
I’m constipated
My bow-els soldier on
To try to extract
All this food I have trapped
In my damn intestines
My bow-els soldier on
To try to extract
All this food I have trapped
In my damn intestines
I’m constipated
* - Ex-Lax in chocolate-bar form.
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