Song Parodies -> "Pete Wentz (keep it in ya pants)"

Original Song Title:

"S.O.S"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Pete Wentz (keep it in ya pants)"

Parody Written by:

desuthe

The Lyrics

I know that it wasn't really Petes fault that those nude pics got out but I really dislike the man. I just can't stand him what so ever. I like Fall Out Boy to a certain extent but he just...ARGH!!!

I'm agressive when just one thought of THAT comes up
i'm gonna dress him coz he just cant keep his zip done up
He's got me stressing, every time i click on his picture
Cuz every moment gone i'm gonna dis you
Heres a question, and your too dense to answer
When you sent it, boy did you know she was an exotic dancer
You made her shaken up, couldn't stop laughing
But she couldn't control herself, passed it on to someone else

Chorus: S.O.S please someone help he, its not healthy for it to look like
Y.O.U Wentz, proud you got hard, what do you bet it took all night?

Bridge: Pete Wentz please keep ot inside your pants
Cuz no one wants to see it
Except for you 12 year old teeny fans
Yeah they got no brains, year they're losin it (X4)

Just one glance and i second guess my sanity
Yes its a lesson that I shoulda checked the stupid article
My tummys up in knots so as i see you I need to chuck
Your common sense went out the door when you sent it to that whore
'Take me!' who the hell would want you, right?
Unless they were 12 and didn't know wrong from right
I'm over you, got no talent in what you do
Boy, you keep me laughing with all the stupid shit you do

Chorus
Bridge x4

Boy, you know you got me feeling queezy
And boy, that shot was enough with no words spoken
I said boy, I'm telling you, you got me queezy
I don't know what to do, its true
I'm dissing you like crazy, i'm begging you

Chorus
bridge X4

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The Piano Minstrel - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Missing or extra syllables in a few lines, but I can't stand Fall Out Boy.

Kimberly - July 29, 2007 - Report this comment

I love Fall Out Boy, and as a fan, I was disappointed that that happened to Pete, but I'm still a fan, and I always will be! Rock on Pete Pat Andy and Joe!

12yr Old Teeny Bopper - December 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Honestly.. You speak aload of sh*t for someone who obviously dislikes fall out boy. This has happened to many celebs and pathetic people like you go and make a bigger deal out of nothing. To be honest.. who is out there making millions and millions of dollars? Not you and those sh*tty lyrics.

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