Song Parodies -> "Dysturbia"

Original Song Title:

"Disturbia"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Dysturbia"

Parody Written by:

Bella Nutella

The Lyrics

This started with mishearing the first stanza "No more gas in my rear I can't get it farted".

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

What's wrong with me?
Why do I feel like this?
I'm going to honk a hazy now

No more gas in my rear
I’ll get another farted
Nothing heard, nothing passed
Panty eye will speak about it
Out my life, out my flappage
Don't wanna think about it
Feels like I'm releasing methane
Yeah

It's a blast in your tights
To come and grab you
It can creep up inside you
And then perfume you
A disease of my bowel
It can control you
It's too odorous for comfort

Blow your beans out
We're in the city of thunder
Ain't gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just go ‘sunder
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must brown cloud, be wise

Your bowel is in dysturbia
It's like in the darkness it's too tight
Dysturbia
The colonic calliope insight
Dysturbia
Ain't used to what you like
Dysturbia
Dysturbia

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

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