You did movies in the 90s
and your future seemed so bright!
Then this thing turned out so evil...
you've got us all surprised

Is this just a publicity scheme
to get back your leading lady dreams?
Used to be a comic hero,
but it seems you've lost your mind...

Forget the signal before you turn,
but it's all right cause this time nobody got hurt
Don't have license, but you still drive--
It's all right, because you're like... Amanda Bynes
You're like Amanda Bynes

Now you're making questionable choices
Don't seem to know what's wrong or right
Seem to remember playing Dear Ashley
That kid who always thought she's right
You're photographed now with a pipe in your hand
Ignore the courts and all their threats
And it's sad that all these stories
Are what we'll remember of your life...

Forget the signals before you turn
It's all right cause this time nobody got hurt
Don't have a license, but you still drive
It's all right, because you're like Amanda Bynes
you're like Amanda Bynes...

So maybe you're on the "C List"
A hit and run won't make us believe
your shooting star is rising up
right now you're ruining my childhood memories...


...that's all right cause this time nobody got hurt
You don't have a license, but you still drive
That's all right, because you're like Amanda Bynes...

...you're like Amanda Bynes