Down my rear
I've diarrhoea (What's wrong with me?)
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea (Why do I feel like this)
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea (My bowel's cvrazy now)
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea

Had a feast
A buffet (Can't even keep down solids)

Nothing purged
Felt unfed (Can't even speak about it)

Oh my abs
Feel so cramped (Don't wanna think about it)

Why am I feeling so sick, damn

I had fish, I had meat
A lot of poultry

Didn't drink any milk
I am allergic

The blue cheese that I had
Is it overdue?
To cause Down South Discomfort?

Stop drinking red wine
You're, really, too dehydrated
Just have plain rice
Watch out, no chips on the platter
Better think twice
Now all your senses are altered
So if you must throw up, be wise

I have bad diarrhoea
It smells like carcass, mushy -like
I have bad diarrhoea
Am I scaring you tonight
I have bad diarrhoea
At least won't die tonight

Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea

Down my rear
I've diarrhoea
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea

Can't eat cakes, not anymore (Tummy's a washing machine)
I will reek, so please be warned (Oh god, you really stink)
I gotta get out and get all the shit out
Rid Down South Discomfort
Oh..

I can't sleep in the night, in stinky toilet
Too much mess is inside me, and so draining
A disease I can't hide, it's disconcerting
Dirty detox needed
Oh...

Stop drinking red wine
You're, really, too dehydrated
Just have plain rice
Watch out, no chips on the platter
Better think twice
Now all your senses are altered
So if you must throw up, be wise

I have bad diarrhoea
It smells like carcass, mushy -like
I have bad diarrhoea
Am I scaring you tonight
I have bad diarrhoea
At least won't die tonight

Down my rear
I've diarrhoea
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea

Oh..., Oh...

Release me from this curse I'm in
Tryin' to certain that I can't hold it in
I have to go...
Think I'm gonna ..

Stop drinking red wine
You're, really, too dehydrated
Just have plain rice
Watch out, no chips on the platter
Better think twice
Now all your senses are altered
So if you must throw up, be wise

I have bad diarrhoea
It smells like carcass, mushy -like
I have bad diarrhoea
Am I scaring you tonight
I have bad diarrhoea
At least won't die tonight

Down my rear
I've diarrhoea
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea
Down my rear
I've diarrhoea