-> "Scotty, The Warp Drive!"
Original Song Title:
"Shut Up And Drive"
Parody Song Title:
"Scotty, The Warp Drive!"
Parody Written by:
James Horstman
The Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Spock said to keep watching the skies
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
Its fine-tuned faster than light speed machine
With a bridge on top and a gangster lean
[Bridge]
So if Romulans come, let me know, know, know
A good fight is what we're hoping for, for, for
Find us something to explode, explode, explode
Mr Sulu, fire photon torpedoes, ohs, ohs, ohs
[Chorus]
Gets us where we wanna go, where the chicks are green
But no more sampling Romulan cuisine
Can you fire the phasers? Can we win all the fights?
Captain, the dilithium crystals cannot take much more of this
Can only give warp factor three point five
Scotty, the word is given
Scotty, the warp drive!
(drive, drive, drive)
Scotty the warp drive!
(drive, drive, drive)
[Verse 2]
Kirk took the Enterprise back
Excelsior gave chase but the chips Mr Scott took back
Transwarp drive without those chips isn't much good
It didn't outrun Enterprise like Styles thought it could
[Bridge]
Crippled by a Klingon torpedo, oh ,oh
What are they waiting for, for, for
Kirk rigged the Enterprise to explode, explode, explode
On the planet they watch it go, go, go, go
[Chorus]
Stole a Klingon ship, saved Spock, went back in time
Reached those two whales just in time
Can the crew save the earth? Can travel faster than speed of light?
If they can't, then this will be their last flight
We need more than warp nine point five
Spock has the warp control-
Now engaging warp drive
(drive, drive, drive)
Engaging warp drive
(drive, drive, drive)
(Get it Get it)
Kirk and that weird chick well, they fought
Kirk and McCoy are about to be shot
Spock will save them in a hurry
He ain't even worried
Kirk's back on the Entprise
(prise, prise, prise, prise, prise...)
[Bridge]
Bones where is my torpedo, oh, oh
Here come the USS Excelsior, or, or
The Dakronh is about to explode, explode, explode
A direct hit from that photon torpedo, oh oh
[Chorus]
Second star to the right and straight on til morning
Kirk died twice, now we're mourning
Can you handle the new crews? Can handle more new fights?
If you can baby we'll watch Star Trek all night
Voyageur can do warp nine point nine seven five
Chakotay you have the bridge
Tom, shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)
Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)
Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)
Shut up and drive
(drive, drive, drive)
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