-> "Unathletic"
Original Song Title:
"Unfaithful"
Parody Song Title:
"Unathletic"
Parody Written by:
Spusic
The Lyrics
Put my shoes on tight
Running for my life
But this kids in front of me
How'd he get away
I'm gunna lose today
So I try to top his speed
He's more than ahead
And this is more than fast
A hurdles comes up to me
The hurdles coming in
I leap and fall again
My knees get black and blue
[Chorus]
Cuz everyone knows that im unathletic
and they all laugh inside
and im so miserable
i stood up and i cried
..they could hear my crying
I don't wanna do this anymore.
I mine as well hold it all inside
They all laugh; point at me on the floor
And I just break down and run outside
I dont want to be here anymore
I dont want to take up more time
I don't wanna beee...
..... down on the floor
I practice everyday
With cars in my way
Jumping over stacks of hay
Maybe I should bowl
All you do is roll
As if i can even play?
I say I'll try baseball
I don't stick to it long
Maybe I can try football
But Oh My God No
Cuz I am really slow
And I will get frichen nailed
[Chorus]
Cuz everyone knows that im unathletic
and they all laugh inside
and im so miserable
i stood up and i cried
..they could hear my crying
I don't wanna do this anymore.
I mine as well hold it all inside
They all laugh; point at me on the floor
And I just break down and run outside
I dont want to be here anymore
I dont want to take up more time
I don't wanna beee...
..... down on the floor
Ohh noo.
Im dust.
I mine as well take one good look
Lets get it over with
I dont want to do this.. anymore..
Whhhyyyyyyy
im on the flooorrrr
I don't wanna do this anymore.
I mine as well hold it all inside
They all laugh; point at me on the floor
And I just break down and run outside
I dont want to be here anymore
I dont want to take up more time
I don't wanna beee...
..... down on the flooOoOor
OoOwwww
Im on the floor
No No No!!
oooooooooo
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