-> "Nobody Wants to be Picked Last"
Original Song Title:
"Nobody Wants to be Lonely"
Parody Song Title:
"Nobody Wants to be Picked Last"
Parody Written by:
Ian "Karaoke Kid" Bowden
The Lyrics
There you areIn the gym class line
And you're alone
Looking at the captains
Your wondering if
You will ever get picked
You're a useless player
There you stand in the coldness
Go to him, go to him
I don't want you
Nobody wants to be picked last
Nobody wants to die
You're so embarassed to be there
So bad it hurts inside
Your footballs skills are just slipping away
Cause you've never used them in your life
Nobody wants to be picked last
So why, why don't you be the captain
Can you hear my voice
Can you see my smile
It's a great feeling
Being in control
And suddenly you're
The one left alone
Standing like a lemming
Before I go power crazy
Ring the bell, Ring the bell
Gym class ended
Nobody wants to be picked last
Nobody wants to die
You're so embarassed to be there
So bad it hurts inside
Your footballs skills are just slipping away
Cause you've never used them in your life
Nobody wants to be picked last
So why, why don't you be the captain
I wanna feel you need me
Just want to hear that your saying
I need you here on my team
Don't laugh and run, don't laugh and run,
Don't laugh and run, don't laugh and run, no
Nobody wants to be picked last
Nobody wants to die
Nobody wants to be picked last
Nobody wants to die
You're so embarassed to be there
So bad it hurts inside
Your footballs skills are just slipping away
Cause you've never used them in your life
Nobody wants to be picked last
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