-> "Drink Capri Sun"
Original Song Title:
"Shake Your Bon-Bon"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Drink Capri Sun"
The Lyrics
Drink Capri Sun
Want Capri Sun
Need Capri Sun
Sip Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun
(Repeat 2x)
Drink Capri...
I'm a sweltered victim
Underneath the hot sun
The heat I stand and sweat
Need something cool and wet
I'm in the mood for pouched drinks,
I'm real thirsty
Need Capri Sun
Sweet Capri Sun
Neat Capri Sun
I'll get a Coastal Cooler
Or maybe Roaring Waters
I need just one refreshment each day
Don't want no Ssips
Just my fave pouch drink
Drink Capri Sun
Cool Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun
Nice to pack it for lunch
The fruit drink that packs a punch
So great when snacking's fun
Drinking more on the run
Need to unwind so take one,
Sip one
Drink Capri Sun
Sip Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun
Nice to drink by the poolside
Or when you're watching high tides
A drink that's come to take me away
Won't take Hi-C
And won't take Nestea
Just Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun
Sip Capri Sun
Mountain Cooler or Splash Cooler
Great to drink in between schoolwork
Wild cherry or some strawberry
Pouched drinks so extraordinary
Hard to stick straws in holes either way
Juice may leak so don't squirt it on ya
Drink Capri Sun
Fresh Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun, baby
Cold Capri Sun, baby
Drink Capri Sun, baby
Don't need water, baby
Need some cool drinks to slouch any day
No carbonates
Or carbohydrates
Just Capri Sun
Need Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun
Better than Gatorade
Or that Pink Lemonade
An appetite to whet
Drank something cool and wet
It's so cool and refreshing
To my body
Drank Capri Sun
Got Capri Sun
Drank Capri Sun
I'm drinking a Surf Cooler
Then a Pacific Cooler
Need something nice to chill everyday
Tell me does this drink come in mango
Drink Capri Sun
Sip Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun
Cold Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun
Fresh Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun
Drink Capri Sun, baby
(Get one!)
Fun on the run, baby
(Go tell someone, baby)
Go and buy some, baby
Stick and sip 'em, baby
(overlap and fade)
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