where's the, where's the, TV times,
whats on here tonight? I don't
I don't like cooking shows,
gardening, DIY either

watched "Eastenders", then I had a bath
I thought comedies should raise a laugh
leant a video but took it back
so can you see whats on the other side

channel hopping don't appeal to me
an advertisement is just temporary
"London's Burning" made me change my mind
so can you see whats on the other side
see whats on the other side
see whats on
see whats on

where's the, where's the, TV times,
whats on here tonight? I don't
I don't like "Real-Life" shows,
Politicians, the Grand Prix either

get a pizza and then heat it up
the "National Lottery"'s testing my luck
Dale Wintons on - but he's still no good
so can you see whats on the other side

"Question Time"'s on and I'm fast asleep
MP's for Kent talk with empty heads
click the remote, turn it off again
or can you see whats on the other side
see whats on the other side
see whats on
see whats on

where's the, where's the, TV times,
whats on here tonight? I don't
I don't like music shows,
topical things, bad chat shows either

turn it off, go to the pub tonight
get the guide, change on to the other side
I yell and the batteries they've gone again
i switch them round I switch them round
put new ones in instead

where's the, where's the, TV times,
whats on here tonight? I don't
I don't like cooking shows,
gardening, DIY either

How bad, my TV's really bad
turn it off, leave it forever