Chorus:
SCART Issue that I wish you saw
TV-mister knows it all
I close my eyes and I kiss him cuz'
The SCART works again
The Nintendo works again
The Dreamcast works again

He throwed the TV at the wall
My brother wasn't smart, I saw the TV fall
Angry enough, in myself
To fleece his heart, and eat his ear-shells cuz'
The damn SCART didn't work no more
And the TV didn't work no more
And the DVD didn't work no more

Finally I made that call
Western man, his name was Paul
Said goodbye, I let him crawl cuz'
He made one big mistake
A big mistake by that cable-guy
A big mistake fixing my TV

A last e-mail was what I tried
Thought about committing suicide
Then the TV-mister sworn:
I will fix your SCART that's why I'm born
To the heaven I maked a trip
I handled that man like a VIP
I gave him a bigga fat tip

Chorus