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Song Parodies -> "Red Hot Chili Peppers"

Original Song Title:

"Dani California"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Red Hot Chili Peppers"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

Well, probably for the second time, here's a song that doesn't verbally bash the subject concerned. It probably sucks, but what do I care?
Gettin' formed rather earlier than Winger
Flea was the bassist and Anthony was the singer
In California, they would play some music
Money wouldn't come and they thought that they would lose it

They never knew that they'd be anything less than pop
But soon they'd be number one down at a record shop

Blood and Sugar, Sex and Magic
Gone were the days when their sales were kinda tragic
They're so funky, also kinda punky
And Anthony would jump around the stage just like a monkey

Look out for their album which should come out after '05
I just hope it's long til they die

Chili Peppers, they're so sweet
From the 90's on at least
Chili Peppers, they ain't slobs
They're my idols and my gods
Yeah, yeah

Like their music, and their music videos
Got the DVD, but some are missing, what do I know
With the one of Dani California
That shows they still got it, so hate to say I told ya

I saw the video and I thought that I'd lose my breath
I love the Chilis to death


Who knew that their videos are cool
Who knew it's better than those of Tool
Too true to see a crappy one
Too true to see see see

Give it away now, videos ain't gay now
Got 'em on DVD, so whatever, I can play now
They could make it number 1 out of ten
But then they could never make it again

With their new album, they'll be savin' the best for last
Their music's getting old fast
Old too fast...


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Mattallica - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL...all im saying....LOL
MICHAEL - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
RHCP Anthony Kiedis Flea John Fruchante Chad Smith
mike - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
what the f----!

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