they say the best way to meet girls is to instigate it
oh i, do you
i funny thing, a ring which gets a girl so jubilated
hey now, every time i lose
dates with you

this sweaters worn, and as well it's pattern's faded
oh i, do you
it's made of cotton which you know gets my skin irritated
hey now, every time i lose
dates with you

so refined
but i just met ya baby
all the while we were speed dating
never mind, the consequences of the wine this time
we we're speed dating

this fabricated little time and while we're masticating
oh i, do you
then the bell rings down and now it's time to stop this dating
hey now, everytime i lose
dates with you

so refined
but i just met ya baby
all the while we were speed dating
never mind, the consequences of the wine this time
we we're speed dating

come on god, this was a minute spoof

so refined
but i just met ya baby
all the while we were speed dating
never mind, the consequences of the wine this time
we we're speed dating

so refined
but i just met ya baby
all the while we were speed dating
never mind, the consequences of the wine this time
we we're speed dating