I love a boy named Kevin
To look at him is heaven
He has a flippin' girlfriend
Get her away, she makes me want to regurgitate
Get her away, she's probably not even straight
Kevin is just like a bear
Despite his head of red hair
To him I want to be near
His girlfriend's as ugly as a dog
Looks like something from the bog

He is so very smart, I
Love him with all my heart, I
Got struck with Cupid's dart
I just wish he loved me back
Didn't love that girl Amanda
Call me call me call me call me
Call me call me call me call me

I want to get kissed by him
Just want to mesmerize him
When am I gonna win win
Take him away, I never had him anyway
Take him away, everything is just a-ok
Call me call me call me call me
Call me call me call me call me