Big Bruises that I wish you saw
Sarcasm gets ya no where at all
Two black eyes and I'll curse you 'cause
With the purple shade it's the homeliest hue
With the purple shade it's a big ole bruise

Push me up against a wall
Angry young girl in a push-up bra
poundin' all over myself
This lickin' is harsh and killing my health 'cause
With the purple shade it's the homeliest hue
With the purple shade it's a big ole bruise

Blood loss that just wont stall
She cracks me in the nuts, oh what gall
Wave good-bye to being a Pa 'cause
With the purple shade it's the homeliest hue
With the purple shade it's a big ole bruise

So now I gotta broken jaw
She kicked my ass, in this brawl
Tossed me around, like a rag-doll
I'll go to the 'emerg. room if I have to crawl and
With the purple shade it's the homeliest hue
With the purple shade it's a big ole bruise

Big bruises that I wish you saw
Sarcasm gets ya nowhere at all
Piss-off a girl, she'll ass-kick you 'cause
With the purple shade it's the homeliest hue
With the purple shade it's a big ole bruise