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Song Parodies -> "Blah Blah"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Stop"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parody Song Title:
"Blah Blah"
Parody Written by:
Peter (the Reader)
The Lyrics
The Red Hot Chili Peppers rule, and they have some awesome lyrics, but sometimes they just don't make much sense.
Blah blah the lyrics to this rad song
Don't make much sense and you know you're wrong
The "F" that's on your English paper
Tells the story of your bother's caper
Your dog is going to the bathroom
His dynamite that makes a big boom
In time your Mom will bake you cookies
MLB is full of pitching rookies
Batman is the Dark Knight of Gotham
Outdone by Bertha Higginbothom
Who knows what all-a of these words mean
Tide won't cause the fading in your blue jeans
White-Out is same as liquid paper
Your breath turns into water-vapor
TV shows get the best of ratings
CSI: Crime Scene Investigations
The words I wrote
The dance "Cha-Cha"
Make up this song
"Myuhfuh blah blah"
Ever wonder what these words could mean?
The words I quote
The laughs "Ha ha"
Must be part of the song "blah blah"
Come and tell me when you have seen
Those monkeys that produce HIV
Your favorite cat could have a huge flea
Mike Tyson wants to eat your children
Keep them locked up in your Uncle's playpen
Play baseball in your neighbor's backyard
The Sharks will eat all of the Coast Guard
Some creepy guys are in a movie
That weird Shaggy guy, he says "That's groovy"
My Schnauzer got her beard all dirty
Hillbillies say things like "That's purdy"
Hand lotion in a little bottle
Race car driver hits the racing throttle
Its bedtime in the land of Iran
Dororthy, Scarecrow, and the Tin Man
I like to eat the tuna casserole
Dial those numbers to call without a toll
The words I wrote
The dance "Cha-Cha"
Make up this song
"Myuhfuh blah blah"
Ever wonder what these words could mean?
The words I quote
The laughs "Ha ha"
Must be part of the song "blah blah"
Come and tell me when you have seen
Wait a minute, I don't know what I'm gonna do
About you
You don't know what I'm talking 'bout
Oh, now, do you?
Oh, do you?
Ten more verses or something like maybe if you
Want me to
Far more verses than you ever should have been told
Told to you
Blah blah the lyrics to this rad song
Don't make much sense and you know you're wrong
The "F" that's on your English paper
Tells the story of your bother's caper
Your dog is going to the bathroom
His dynamite that makes a big boom
In time your Mom will bake you cookies
MLB is full of pitching rookies
Batman is the Dark Knight of Gotham
Outdone by Bertha Higginbothom
Who knows what all-a of these words mean
Tide won't cause the fading in your blue jeans
James Bond has tons of awesome gadgets
Leave food out, it will fill with maggots
Bus stop is where there's transportation
Moldy food that needs refrigeration
The image in the dictionary
Of yellow, red and blue canaries
Can I get you, maybe, even three of these?
Maybe you will eat some of the tasty cheese
Blah blah the lyrics to this rad song
I know that you won't listen to this real long
Don't make much sense and you know you're wrong
The "F" that's on your English paper
Tells the story of your bother's caper
Your dog is going to the bathroom
His dynamite that makes a big boom
In time your Mom will bake you cookies
MLB is full of pitching rookies
Batman is the Dark Knight of Gotham
Outdone by Bertha Higginbothom
Who knows what all-a of these words mean
Tide won't cause the fading in your blue jeans
White-Out is same as liquid paper
Your breath turns into water-vapor
TV shows get the best of ratings
CSI: Crime Scene Investigations
The words I wrote
The dance "Cha-Cha"
Make up this song
"Myuhfuh blah blah"
Ever wonder what these words could mean?
The words I quote
The laughs "Ha ha"
Must be part of the song "blah blah"
Come and tell me when you have seen
Those monkeys that produce HIV
Your favorite cat could have a huge flea
Mike Tyson wants to eat your children
Keep them locked up in your Uncle's playpen
Play baseball in your neighbor's backyard
The Sharks will eat all of the Coast Guard
Some creepy guys are in a movie
That weird Shaggy guy, he says "That's groovy"
My Schnauzer got her beard all dirty
Hillbillies say things like "That's purdy"
Hand lotion in a little bottle
Race car driver hits the racing throttle
Its bedtime in the land of Iran
Dororthy, Scarecrow, and the Tin Man
I like to eat the tuna casserole
Dial those numbers to call without a toll
The words I wrote
The dance "Cha-Cha"
Make up this song
"Myuhfuh blah blah"
Ever wonder what these words could mean?
The words I quote
The laughs "Ha ha"
Must be part of the song "blah blah"
Come and tell me when you have seen
Wait a minute, I don't know what I'm gonna do
About you
You don't know what I'm talking 'bout
Oh, now, do you?
Oh, do you?
Ten more verses or something like maybe if you
Want me to
Far more verses than you ever should have been told
Told to you
Blah blah the lyrics to this rad song
Don't make much sense and you know you're wrong
The "F" that's on your English paper
Tells the story of your bother's caper
Your dog is going to the bathroom
His dynamite that makes a big boom
In time your Mom will bake you cookies
MLB is full of pitching rookies
Batman is the Dark Knight of Gotham
Outdone by Bertha Higginbothom
Who knows what all-a of these words mean
Tide won't cause the fading in your blue jeans
James Bond has tons of awesome gadgets
Leave food out, it will fill with maggots
Bus stop is where there's transportation
Moldy food that needs refrigeration
The image in the dictionary
Of yellow, red and blue canaries
Can I get you, maybe, even three of these?
Maybe you will eat some of the tasty cheese
Blah blah the lyrics to this rad song
I know that you won't listen to this real long
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Brilliant.
Your right about one thing Chili Peppers rule.
I gave you triple fives. The pacing was superb, the comedy was so there, and just overall, it was very creative. I like it more than my own "Can't Stop" parody! G/J!!!!!
I'm glad someone's mocked the Chilis nonsensical lyrics. I've been moaning at people (especially my brother - he has the bloody CD) for years about it. 'Mike Tyson wants to eat your children' <--- i actually laughed out loud when i read that.
if you liked that you might want to look at my "the chili peppers song" its the same basic theme
Yes, i will eat some of the tasty cheez. Z. z. zzzzzz.....
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