Can't stop, this calculus is so gay
Must stop teacher don't know what he say
Choose not to do all the assignments
Distant state of mind, is where we all is
Destroyed the textbook that you paid for
Come to class, the feeling that you dread for
In time you will lose all your best friends
Westside tutor coming to the East end
Knocked out because you're staying up late
Just to finish calculus the next day
Go write your work up on the chalkboard
Do it all wrong, the students getting all bored
Us Asians can't do any faster
Complete the problem? You're a loser
Go ask your classmate for some answers..
Get slammed down with 50 students' binders...

The class I played, the course I skipped
And still able to make the grade
Ever wonder if I'll pass the test

The class I played, the marks I get
And still able to make the grade
Calculus is getting, more gay

Sweetness, we don't have any homework
Not smart enough to catch it up, jerk!
Music, perfect reason to miss class
Use E.D's to make it like I'm not bad!
I can't do any integration!
Or any optimization
This class not paying full attention
Worth it all, but get a long detention!
This chapters going to be a hard one
Can't understand what is going on
Our brains are dying by the minute
Use our hands to fight for the first aid kit
Can't stop, our eyes are going to close soon
The class is over when we come to
Why take this course when you don't need it?
Counselors can't stop saying theirBull$H&T!

The class I played, the course I skipped
And still able to make the grade
Ever wonder if I'll pass the test

The class I played, the marks I get
And still able to make the grade
Calculus is getting, more gay

Wait a minute,
We didn't get how you did this,
to get that..
More confusing than anything
I ever knew, what's F(u)?
10 more meanings
On why this has got to be true, I'm so blue..
Far less shocking
on how I just failed that test, just like you.


Can't stop, this calculus is so gay
Must stop teacher don't know what he say
Choose not to do all the assignments
Distant state of mind, is where we all is
Destroyed the textbook that you paid for
Come to class, the feeling that you dread for
In time you will lose all your best friends
Westside tutor coming to the east end
Knocked out because you're staying up late
Just to finish calculus the next day
Go write your work up on the chalkboard
Do it all wrong, the students getting all bored

Kick start the integration chapter!
Maybe I can get somewhat better!
Missing the class for engineering
Feel the need for any limitating
The meanings in the dictionary
what the heck is infini-tesimally?
Can compute 2, maybe even F of 3
Coming from the knowledge calculus has
taught me..
But still, the calculus is so gay
I wonder if I'll get it any day.