To finger point is not so nice
I put my finger in a vice.
Your monthly mood does irritate;
I am your spouse, how do I rate?

I get power straight from money;
Sell you Lloyds of London bridge.
Say you lied and call me honey;
She's insane and I'm on edge

Red and white and green and blue -
Our flag and money too.
And then I said I'd say it so,
My pupil strained - uh oh.

Knots on wood that ain't real good
caused us to live with hole-y wood
with t'rantulas and battered goods,
So far these lines not understood

I own two asps and crocodiles
Let's get on with our life styles.
Do what I do, but not what I say.
What's the point for any way

Red and white and green and blue
Our flag and money too.
And then I said I'd say it so,
my pupil strained uh oh.
And if I call for you some day,
don't hit my truck along the way
It is out there but you don't care
'cause you're in your GTO

Knots on wood that ain't real good
caused us to live with hole-y wood
with t'rantulas and battered goods
unbroken by Mrs. Understood.

It is out there
but you don't care.
This is what,
I, at least, hear

Knots on wood that ain't real good
caused us to live with hole-y wood

To finger point is not so nice
I put my finger in a vice.
Your monthly mood does irritate;
I am your spouse, how do I rate?

Feather weight and you should not kick
Ali is no angel and he is so quick.
Pupils, they are strained and yellow
And Donovan is Mello

Red and white and green and blue
our flag and money too.
And then I said I'd say it so,
my pupil strained uh oh.
And if I call for you some day,
don't hit my truck along the way
It is out there but you don't care
'cause you're in your GTO

Knots on wood that ain't real good
caused us to live with hole-y wood
with t'rantulas and battered goods
unbroken by Mrs. understood

It is out there
but you don't care.
This is what,
I, at least, hear

Knots on wood that ain't real good
caused us to live with hole-y wood