Sperm bank robbers really want your old ejaculation
Liberace resurrected tries to form his own gay nation
And if the Christians have their way they'll outlaw masturbation

Almost the, end of the Jews because of Hitler's mass cremation
Mutated flies buzzing in the skies, while they're on a search for defecation
It's not so good that immigrants all came here for vacation

Pay for sex cause prostitutes have no reasons for faking
Cans of spam all watch this man as he tries to make a baby
Said Freud Paranoid
Try to avoid
Penis in an odd location
Premature ejaculation

Harrier turds it may sound really absurd caused my very own
constipation
A drunken man living out of his van gives policemen information
An alien can't hide in my plant while planning an assassination

Y2K didn't come that day but I'm still hiding in my basement
Russian bombs hidden in their barns united states is their finalized placement
And "Heaven's Gate" wasn't worth the wait or the initiation

Lured in the woods with candy goods, ritualistic masturbation
Aliens brought me there and I don't mean on vacation
Said Freud Paranoid
Try to avoid
Penis in an odd location
Premature ejaculation
Penis in an odd location
Premature ejaculation

Obstruction leads to jail terms and odd rituals of bathing
If you post bail from some gay male that's just another squirrel you're
shaving
Desecrated graves and paranoid ways make up my incarnation

Pay for sex cause prostitutes have no reasons for faking
sicker than the rest we are the best these lyrics match your craving
Said Freud Paranoid
Try to avoid
Penis in an odd location
Premature ejaculation
Penis in an odd location
Premature ejaculation