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Song Parodies -> "May I (Madden 2004 remix)"

Original Song Title:

"May I"

Original Performer:

Red Cafe

Parody Song Title:

"May I (Madden 2004 remix)"

Parody Written by:

Thomas Wimmer

The Lyrics

This remix comes from Madden 2004.
Oh, (oh), oh, (oh)
H-A-R-D-R-O-C-K yo BK no
Oh, oh, oh (EA Sports)

You ain't gotta love what I do, like what I do
But you gon' respect what I do
I don't like nothin' about you, frontin' about you
We gon' get money without you

[Verse 1]
When shakedown come through, we break the live through
And sack ya quarterback, they can't find you
My defense, crush ya offense
Wit no conscience, we tolerate, no nonsense
When Warren Sapp on the line, it's trouble
We got a blitz to stagnate, ya whole hustle
Is I, one nine on my arm, like the jersey
Keyshawn John-son, shakdown, strong-arm
I rock heavy ice, when I'm cruisin
Caught a bullet like Jerry Rice, and Kevin movin'
He's going, going, the twenty, the ten
I'm heading for the endzone again, and again
The game shut down, the crowd screams, "What, what!"
Another touchdown, for Buck Town, is I

May I, keep a little something for the G's
And, make a few ends while I breeze, through
The late night shift on some late night {s***}
On the gangstas roam
May I, keep a little something for the G's
And, make a few ends while I breeze, through
The late night shift on some late night {s***}
While ya momma ain't home

[Verse 2]
Hut one, hut two, hut three
You offsides, that's a penalty player, you can't touch me
The Mike Vick spin move is essntial
If it's in you, they can't defend you (nah)
You know the process, forward progress
When Brett Favre, throwing that ball it's no contest
Now on a nice summer day, they think
I'm gon' deep hit 'em, wit a running play, don't sleep
Ricky Williams, start runnin'
Don't matter who comin', they can't do nothing (one)
First down, but if it get crazy
I'm going for a field goal, gotta keep it real though
It's three minutes, before the game finish
I'm down six points, I'ma pass it to Emmitt (Smith)
Now all though, I step, all slow
Y'all know, Red Cafe all-pro, oh

Do you like football?

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John Madden - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Why did you transcribe these lyrics? I mean, you could buy my game, then BOOM!, you know the song. I mean, uh, do something original like Brett Favre or Peyton Manning - don't just put lyrics to an existing song to pump up your number of parodies. Be tough, like tough-actin' Tinactin! Because Ace is the place!

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