I woke up with soreness

With this aching on my thigh, just let me complain

It’s a pain that’s been aching, been aching for days, six days

And, now my right thigh is burning

I don’t know what I did
But I know that it's blazing, please keep the vicodin coming
When my muscles get this sore
I rub on some more


And it smells like Ben-Gay, Oy vey.
It smells like Ben-Gay, I pray
It’s the one thing that’s helping
And stops me from yelping
The most smelly ointment
Oh yeah, it smells like Ben-Gay
Smells like Ben-Gay

I massaged my thigh all morning
And, will use my heating pad that’s warming up now
It won’t start healing til I stop running twelve miles

So while my thigh is aching
It’s the vicodin I’ll keep taking
I’ll keep rubbing it in well
Messaging the aching in my right thigh

Til this ache goes ‘way

And it smells like Ben-Gay, Oy Vey
It smells like Ben-Gay, okay
It’s the really very smelly
But a useful ache cream jelly
The most putrid ache cream
Oh yeah, smells like Ben-Gay
Smells like Ben-Gay
Smells like Ben-Gay