I can take the smell of a men's public restroom
I know it will stink
If the guy in the next stall has to fart, then just let it out
I'm not offended by
those loud grunts
and those cries
Even though
when they moan
for too long
that is creepy
I feel safe
sittin' down
on the can
no big deal
that's okay
but what's really sickening

Ugh! Turds are gross!
There in the bowl
It is a crying shame
to poop and then walk away
Don't you know, man?
That is low, man
Please, flush after you poop
that's what you're supposed to do

It's hard to deal with the sight of left urine when I gotta go
but I will flush it
It's hard to keep from frowning when I see balled up T.P on the floor
But harder...
Eatin' lunch
it digests
heading here
just to sit
and behold
several big brown boulders
I will scream
and turn green
make it worse
more nasty
I will barf
and just leave it all there

'Cause turds are gross
there in the bowl
It is a crying shame
to poop and then walk away
Don't you know, man?
That is low, man
Please, flush after you poop
that's what you're supposed to do