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Song Parodies -> "Corked Bats and Steroids"
Original Song Title:
"Fast Cars and Freedom"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rascal Flatts
Parody Song Title:
"Corked Bats and Steroids"
Parody Written by:
Linus Pierce
The Lyrics
Staring at you taking off your batting gloves
Wondering why you even put them on
I know you think you do
But buddy you don't need them
Wish that you could see what I see when they're gone
I see you using something called a whizzinator
Taking steroids with Jose Canseco
Wait buddy don't move
Right there it is
A sample of somebody else's wizz
You almost got caught but we gave 'roids a chance
Yeah, yeah for me
You don't look a day over corked bats and steroids
I don't know why everyone's so paranoid
Yeah smile and shake your head
As if you don't belive me
I'll just sit right here and let you take me back
I'm in that locker room, look at me
Waiting there to shoot you up
But first I need to help you hollow out your bat
I see you using something called a whizzinator
Taking steroids with Jose Canseco
Wait buddy don't move
Right there it is
A sample of somebody else's wizz
You almost got caught but we gave 'roids a chance
Yeah, yeah for me
You don't look a day over corked bats and steroids
I don't know why everyone's so paranoid
Wondering why you even put them on
I know you think you do
But buddy you don't need them
Wish that you could see what I see when they're gone
I see you using something called a whizzinator
Taking steroids with Jose Canseco
Wait buddy don't move
Right there it is
A sample of somebody else's wizz
You almost got caught but we gave 'roids a chance
Yeah, yeah for me
You don't look a day over corked bats and steroids
I don't know why everyone's so paranoid
Yeah smile and shake your head
As if you don't belive me
I'll just sit right here and let you take me back
I'm in that locker room, look at me
Waiting there to shoot you up
But first I need to help you hollow out your bat
I see you using something called a whizzinator
Taking steroids with Jose Canseco
Wait buddy don't move
Right there it is
A sample of somebody else's wizz
You almost got caught but we gave 'roids a chance
Yeah, yeah for me
You don't look a day over corked bats and steroids
I don't know why everyone's so paranoid
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DKTOS, but funny, and timely with the alien from the planet Bonds returning to the lineup last night.
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